How to recognize famous painters according to the internet

If everyone in the paintings has enormous asses, then it’s ...
Rubens

If all the men look like cow-eyed curly-haired women, it’s ...
Caravaggio

If everybody has some sort of body malfunction, then it’s ...
Picasso

If it’s something you saw on your acid trip last night, it’s ...
Dali

If the images have a dark background and everyone has tortured expressions on their faces, it’s ...
Titian

If the paintings have tons of little people in them but otherwise seem normal, it’s ...
Bruegel

If everyone – including the women – looks like Putin, then it’s ...
van Eyck

If the paintings have lots of little people in them but also have a ton of crazy bullshit, it’s ...
Bosch

If everyone looks like hobos illuminated only by a dim streetlamp, it’s ...
Rembrandt

If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s ...
Boucher

If everyone is beautiful, naked, and stacked, it’s ...
Michelangelo

If you see a ballerina, it’s ...
Degas

If everything is highly-contrasted and sharp, sort of bluish, and everyone has gaunt bearded faces, it’s ...
El Greco

If every painting is the face of a
uni-browed woman, it’s ...
Frida

Dappled light but no figures, it’s ...
Monet

Dappled light and happy party-time people, it’s ...
Renoir

Dappled light and unhappy party-time people, then it’s ...
Manet

Lord of the Rings landscapes with weird blue mist and the same wavy-haired aristocratic-nose Madonna, it’s ...
Da Vinci

Excel sheet with colored squares, it’s ...
Mondrian