My personal zoo

ALINA KHUDYAKOVA
Who did it:

The name of the zoo:
AAAAAH!!!

MY CAT WAS VERY MAD AND I DECIDED TO BUILD A ZOO FOR HIM. AND THEN THERE CAME CATHOLICS WITH MONKS AND MONKS BEGAN TO SELL INDULGENCES TO ANIMALS. I PUTTED THEM IN CAGES, TOO.
History of the zoo:

THAT’S HOW MANY ANIMALS ARE IN THE ZOO:
nine point five

These are the animals in my zoo:
Cat, Catholics, monks and frogs: half frog with half frog and half frog.

Do I need help with my zoo?
NO!!!

How much are tickets there?
They cost zero dollars because I don't really have a personal zoo!