Christmas Jokes

Jokes Advent Calendar

1st
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
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2nd
What does an elf study in school?
The elf-abet!
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3rd
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?
It looks like rain, deer!
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4th
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
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5th
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
You’re cool!
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6th
What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
Santa clues!
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7th
What’s an elf’s favourite kind of music?
‘Wrap’ music!
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8th
What do snowmen like doing most?
Just chilling out!
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Happy Holidays

9th
What do elves do when they get home?
Their gnome-work!
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10th
What do you always find at the end of Christmas?
An ‘S’!
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11th
How do you know when Santa’s around?
You can always sense his presents.
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12th
Why do snowmen never own cars?
They prefer to ride an icicle!
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13th
Do you know what happened to the thief who stole a calendar?
They got 12 months!
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14th
What do fish do at Christmas time?
They sing Christmas corals!
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15th
What says ‘Oh Oh Oh!’
Santa walking backwards!
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16th
What did Adam say the night before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
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17th
What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?
Santa’s shadow!
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18th
Your teeth!
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19th
What did the sea say to Santa?
Nothing, it just waved!
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20th
What did one snowflake say to the other snowflake?
I’m falling for you!
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21st
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Ice-burgers!
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22nd
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
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23rd
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
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24th
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost!
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25th
What’s Santa’s daughter called?
Mary Christmas!
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26th
What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
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27th
What do you call a mean reindeer?
Rude-olf!
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28th
What is Santa’s favourite language?
North Polish!
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29th
What is the most competitive season?
Win-ter!
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30th
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
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31st
What kind of photos does Santa take?
Elfies!
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Merry Christmas
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