Riddles and Jokes

If the red house is on the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house?
What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
Claps and claps, but the neighbors do not hear.
There is a small brook filled with shells.
If you let me live I shall soon die; if you kill me I shall live long.
The letter C becomes O, O becomes C.
I am looking at it, and it looks at me; if I laugh, it laughs.

What animal carries his house wherever he goes?
My uncle has a sister but she is not my aunt. Who is she?
What did George Washington say to his men before they got in the boat?
Which American president wore the largest hat?
Why do birds fly south?
If I walk in the dark I have no companion; if I walk in the light I have one.

Mouth and teeth

Eyes

A lighted candle

In Washington, DC

“Men, get in this boat!”

Mirror

The Moon

The one with the biggest head.

Turtle

My mother

Because it’s too far to walk

Shadow

A Man crawls as a baby, then walks on 2 feet, then uses a cane (3 legs) as an old man.