News flash from the Hotel Abaga, Gouzeripl, Russia

An extremely dangerous incident happened in the Hotel Abaga, Gouzeripl, in the South of Russia

The young princess Sola, the heir of the throne was kidnapped on 1.11.2017 between 9:00 and 21:00.

We know that the kidnappers are 3 The Gorynyches, 3 siblings, who stayed in the Hotel Abaga
30.10.217 in the afternoon.

GorynychI,
the oldest sibling.
IQ 337

Gorynych 2,
the 2 sibling,
likes milk, nuts, dancing and good music.

Gorynych3,
the youngest and the strongest sibling,
likes fighting and martial arts.

The local sheriffs, asked everybody to stay calm, and patient.

Ms Woodcutter, the sheriff: ‘We ask people to share any information they have concerning the kidnapping.

On the screen you can see the telephone numbers. If you have any information about the crime, please, contact us.
8(861)273-64-92
[phone]

Ms Cute, our own correspondent, from the scene of actio

Good evening, everyone! I’m here, in the Hotel Abaga, in Gouzeripl.
Now we know, that the 3 siblings and their victim, Princess, were staying.

Locals say, the brothers are really good dragons.

They worked hard

And they had a hearty appetite.

Nobody knows why they committed this crime.
But we should say it’s not the first time when dragons steal princesses.

The case becomes even more complicated because of the weather conditions. Heavy rains and snowfalls aggravate the situation.

Ms Lion, from FBI, refused to give any comments.

NO comment.

We think it’s the sign that the situation is becoming worse every single minute.

So it’s absolutely clear, we must ask you again.

If you have any information about the kidnapping – contact us.
Either call us or write a letter to Santa Claus.
We appreciate your cooperation.

According to the last information we have just received, a ransome has been demanded by the 3 siblings.

9 portions of shashlyk, a set of sushi and 3 Margarita pizzas have been demanded.

And a trip to the Caucasian Reserve was demanded.