Christmas jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa Ride?
A Holly Davidson!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!

Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

What do monkeys sing at Chrismtas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells!

Which Christmas carol do parents like best?
Silent Night!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

What did a snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrot?

What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
A claustrophobic!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

What do you call an old snowman?
Water!