Some things you wanted to know about cats but never really asked

The Myth of 9 lives
Who is responsible for it?
Native Americans.
Scandinavians.
Celts.
Russians.

Cat Sidhe

What does M on tabby’s head stand for?
Mary, the mother of Jesus.
Mohammed, the cat-loving prophet.
Mewing, the soul-comforting sound.
Master of universe, the title that cats rightfully deserve.

Wrong.
The cats are disappointed.